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    Default International rules of manhood #2

    It is OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

    When a heroic dog dies to save it's master
    The monent Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
    After wrecking your boss's car
    One hour, 12 minutes and 37 seconds into "The Crying Game"
    When she is using her teeth

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    Now now Barry next thing you will tell us that you eat quiche!!!!
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    Barry, these rules are all in Appendix A of the Code of Practice.
    Cliff.
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    Which, of course, is appended to the S.O.P.'s (Standard Operating Procedures), as announced in Hansard on the 15th of each Month
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    It's OK to eat quiche, as long as it's Real Man Quiche: Add a cup of chopped Jalapeno peppers. If you don't cry, add more peppers next time.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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