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    Q. What do you give a sick budgie?





    A. Tweetment.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    A cat
    Have a good one
    Keith

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    or a fee lion
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?












    A. Where's my tractor?


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    Obviously budgies pinch tractors for joyriding
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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