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Thread: Illogical Woodie Tool Names
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17th August 2007, 04:26 PM #16
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17th August 2007, 06:42 PM #17
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awl (all) you only get a little
shockproof tools that aren't
spoke shave .....it doesn't have hair
hacksaw ........ it has a fine cut
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17th August 2007, 07:24 PM #18
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worse! Butt CHISEL! OW OW OW!
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17th August 2007, 07:30 PM #19
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round barsturd
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17th August 2007, 07:39 PM #20
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17th August 2007, 07:53 PM #21
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Drop saw
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Hammer drillIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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17th August 2007, 07:54 PM #22
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... and a Compass.
What's that about? You can use one to draw circles, or to stop yourself walking round in circles!
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17th August 2007, 08:44 PM #23
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Technically, it's a pair of compasses. Originally Posted by bitingmidge
... and a Compass.
What's that about? You can use one to draw circles, or to stop yourself walking round in circles!
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17th August 2007, 09:21 PM #24
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If I have one of each you're absolutely correct! Originally Posted by chrisb691
If on the other hand I only have one compass with which to draw a circle, wouldn't it be a line? The circle drawing one is correctly either a compass or a pair.
Now that really is illogical!
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17th August 2007, 09:22 PM #25
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The "banjo" on a lathe.
Plays pretty crappe music.Terry B
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17th August 2007, 09:54 PM #26
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I'll have to think on your logic, for a while. If I ever manage to work it out, then I'll post a suitable riposte. Originally Posted by bitingmidge
If I have one of each you're absolutely correct!
If on the other hand I only have one compass with which to draw a circle, wouldn't it be a line? The circle drawing one is correctly either a compass or a pair.
Now that really is illogical!
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18th August 2007, 07:55 AM #27
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Depends on who is playing it. Originally Posted by Terry B
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18th August 2007, 09:03 AM #28
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A ball pein hammer. I mean I sometimes miss, but never by that much.
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"I see!" said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw. Originally Posted by Gingermick
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18th August 2007, 02:06 PM #30
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At least it is the one name of a tool that grade 8 boys never forget Originally Posted by Doughboy
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