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  1. 17th August 2007, 04:26 PM #16
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    Butt gauge
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  2. 17th August 2007, 06:42 PM #17
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    awl (all) you only get a little

    shockproof tools that aren't

    spoke shave .....it doesn't have hair

    hacksaw ........ it has a fine cut
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  3. 17th August 2007, 07:24 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by arose62 View Post
    Butt gauge
    worse! Butt CHISEL! OW OW OW!
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  4. 17th August 2007, 07:30 PM #19
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    round barsturd

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    8" & 10" Lucas Mills, bobcat, 4wd tractor, 12 ton dozer, stihl saws.
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  5. 17th August 2007, 07:39 PM #20
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    Scopas chops - now where does that name come from? (it's a type of vice).
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  6. 17th August 2007, 07:53 PM #21
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    Drop saw

    Bastard file

    Hammer drill
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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    ... and a Compass.

    What's that about? You can use one to draw circles, or to stop yourself walking round in circles!

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  8. 17th August 2007, 08:44 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge View Post
    ... and a Compass.

    What's that about? You can use one to draw circles, or to stop yourself walking round in circles!

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    Technically, it's a pair of compasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Technically, it's a pair of compasses.
    If I have one of each you're absolutely correct!

    If on the other hand I only have one compass with which to draw a circle, wouldn't it be a line? The circle drawing one is correctly either a compass or a pair.

    Now that really is illogical!



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  10. 17th August 2007, 09:22 PM #25
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    The "banjo" on a lathe.
    Plays pretty crappe music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge View Post
    If I have one of each you're absolutely correct!

    If on the other hand I only have one compass with which to draw a circle, wouldn't it be a line? The circle drawing one is correctly either a compass or a pair.

    Now that really is illogical!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry B View Post
    The "banjo" on a lathe.
    Plays pretty crappe music.
    Depends on who is playing it.
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    A ball pein hammer. I mean I sometimes miss, but never by that much.

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  14. 18th August 2007, 01:04 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick View Post
    A saw, if you've never used one before wouldn't be a see?
    "I see!" said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw.
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  15. 18th August 2007, 02:06 PM #30
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    Bastard file
    At least it is the one name of a tool that grade 8 boys never forget
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