She's ba-ack

[silentC]

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...857634226.html

Be afraid, be very afraid...

[Grunt]

She'll end up last on the how to vote cards and so there is little chance she'll be elected.

[silentC]

Yes but in the meantime she's such a media drawcard that we'll have to grit our teeth through every mangled sentence she utters.

[les88]

Please Explain??

[ozwinner]

Ill have minimum chips, 2 potato cakes, 1 fried dimmie, and a crabstick.

And no salt.

Al

[Grunt]

Yes but in the meantime she's such a media drawcard that we'll have to grit our teeth through every mangled sentence she utters.

Admit it Darren, you really have the hots for her, don't ya?

[silentC]

You see right through me

[Grunt]

It was pretty obvious really.

Here's a picture of her for you.

[silentC]

Isn't that Fatty Vaughtin?

[bitingmidge]

Yes but in the meantime she's such a media drawcard that we'll have to grit our teeth through every mangled sentence she utters.

and the difference between her oratory prowess and the other 90% of politicians is...??

I person, I happen to know she has a rather nice turn of phrase. Somewhere on file I have a reference from her, presented by a former employee who was applying for a job with us.

Said employee apparently wasn't in the top ten percent either. Pauline's exact phrasing was:
"Around the shop, she's no Debbie Flintoff-King."

Noice.

So after that I always thought, good on the people that vote for her, as long as there aren't enough of them to get her over the line.

P

[silentC]

the difference between her oratory prowess and the other 90% of politicians is...??

Now I know you're not serious, but I don't think you would need to have the name reported to know who said "I'm sick of these people coming out here and saying that our girls are like the meat market and the bible that is urinated on ... am I supposed to be tolerant?"

John Howard?
Pete Costello?
Joe Hockey?
Julia Gillard?

OK, maybe it could have been Julia Gillard...

[Wongo]

I don't like it.

[silentC]

Come on, Wongo, I know she's no picture, but calling her an 'it' is a bit harsh, doncha think?

[bitingmidge]

Debbie Flintoff-King!!

I hate it when I have a good story and I spoil it by mixing my athletes!!! (Edited now!)

Silent, I reckon three of the four you noted are in my 10%, it's the other buggers that are no better.

Even the good bits are bad, if I may mangle a quote from Eric O.

Cheers,

P

[silentC]

Eric, Eric Olthwaite, King of Denley Moor.

I'm reading M Palin's diary at the moment - The Python Years. He has just finished filming of The Testing of Eric Olthwaite and is 3/4 of the way through writing Life Of Brian with the other Pythons.

It was a good story about Pauline though. Let's just say that around the parliament, she's no Alfred Deakin.