1,000,000 monkeys

[Barry Hicks]

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

[Ianab]

Or... maybe the internet just hasn't been running long enough

To be, or not to be....

[bricks]

that is the question,

[weisyboy]

or is it

[Rodgera]

2 b <> - 2 b

[Daddles]

You do need to remember that monkeys are smarter than us ... aren't they Zed.

Richard

[chrisp]

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

But it has, have a look at http://shakespeare.mit.edu/

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ahhh... Will must've been a woodworker. How else could he have phrased our conundrum so eloquently?

"2B, or not 2B: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The time and effort of sharpening soft leads,
Or to take the risk of seas of troubles,
By using a harder grade?"