Down on the farm

[Barry Hicks]

Bill bought some land in the wild country out from Wallan. The block was very isolated and he hadn't seen a soul in three months and one day, out of the scrub appears this big hairy wild looking guy.
He says, "G'day, I'm Tom, I live 15km up the river. Having a party Saturday, want to come?"
Bill thinks this sounds like a good idea after three months isolation so he accepts the invitation.
Tom says, "I've gotta warn you, there will be a lotta drinking and probably a few fights and some wild sex."
Bill thinks this sounds pretty good and he asks what he should wear and Tom says, "Anything you like, there'll just be the two of us!"

[Allan at Wallan]

Gee Barry, I thought you must have met me
up in the hills but you couldn't have
... I am a non-drinker. As for the fights
and the sex ... well, what else does a man
fight over?.

Regards,

Allan

___________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.