Accountant ruined my day

[Barry Hicks]

My accountant just ruined my day; he phoned to say he was leaving as he was going to work for the government.
I asked what sort of work he would be doing and he said, "Making number plates."

[Allan at Wallan]

Hi Barry,

I think he was also my accountant - he had been
balancing the books on a set of scales.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.