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[Wild Dingo]

Whats with it guys are we ogres or something.

All the recent lurkers coming out posting threads say "1st time thread, be gentle/easy on me."

Come on are we really that rough apart from wild dingo that is

Surely they have the wrong impression, we are sweet gentle CRASH BANGERS

DO WE HAVE A BLOODY PROBLEM HUSTON???

MY FLAMIN OATH WE DO SPORT!!!

I mean COMEFRIGGINON!!! I am not that bad...

I have attacked quite rightly I thought... I think only 2 people who deserved a crack around the damned head right from the start... well one did the other I sorta ballsed up with BUT I was still right to take them to task!!! strewth if some wakker comes on an says all flamin namby bloody pamby "first post here Ive been lurkin for some yonks so be kind gentle and nice to me" and gets a slap upside his/her flamin noggin for bein a total wakker then makes a comment like "oh you mean person why do you not like me" WELL FLAMIN WELL STICK A BLOODY JELLY BEAN UP YER SNOTTER SONSHINE CAUSE YOUR GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE!

Strewth... first IF and I do say bloody IF some wakker has been lurking for any length of time one day a month a bloody year whatever!! then they will KNOW what that sort of cruddy entrance cops... they would KNOW!!

So what? they reckon cause theyre makin their first bloody post that theyre bloody special? BULLBLASTEDSHYTE!! just waltz in and say "gidday Ive been a lurker but now Ive seen the bloody light and wanted to say gidday now stick that up yer flamin jumper an chuckle on it yer drongos" strike me roan its not bloody hard

I personally dont take many people to task... well excluding Cliffy but thats okay cause hes me mate an Christopha cause hes a damned giant wombat an puttin yer noggin in a bucket of cats phiss wont work with that one Im tellin yer! so yer just dig yer damned heels in an tell him whats bloody what! and he settles down... easy as really... oh an I reckon ol Wendy is fair game too but thats just cause I can flirt with her an her little boofhead cant do buggar all about it... cause theyre in flamin Queenys land

nah sometimes some just ask... no thats wrong they BEG for a blasting... and I reckon its our Aussie duty to give it to em full blast all cannons firin... just let er rip sonshine... they will either take it on the chin... blast back... or run away sookylalaing all the way to mommys apron strings but either way sorts em out eh! If they take it on the chin in good humor then theyre okay in us Aussies book... if however they blast back and give as good as they get then again theyre okay in us Aussies book... BUT heaven help any halfassed welp of a pussylivered little chookpoop that runs sookylalaing to mummys apron strings!!

Hey its an Aussie thing and they love it!! Must do cause they keep on tossin up that damned dumbass stupid line in their "first post be nice to me" shirtliftin way

As for this statement by Groggy...

The ones to watch are those that don't seek group approval, they usually know themselves and what they can do, and go about their business fairly quietly

Some of us dont need want or encourage group approval... to right we dont!! who gives a flyin rats bum what anyone else thinks about us? strewth you have to be kiddin right?... And yet some of us go about our business with as much noise energy and vibrancy to make it clear even to a dead dog that we are definantly ALIVE and BREATHING!! With some of those so called "quiet ones" its debatable if theyre either

Life is energetic vibrant raging and exciting!! its passionate its emotional its full of proverbial vim and vigor!! ITS ALIVE... do we come here to fall asleep? to sit quietly and say sweet buggar all about anything? do we come here to make a small comment here and there but give no meat no substance no laughter no passion for what we all do? well okay some of us do... but others well others are just manic enough to be alive and although having buggar all to prove or seek approval of anyone just cant help but be excited and passionate in their contributions

mmm or is that just me? ah well never mind shes all good

But for the love of BEER kindly stop makin me out to be a meanassed monster of a forumite... Im not!! Im a lovable friendly wee fella

[Honorary Bloke]

WELL FLAMIN WELL STICK A BLOODY JELLY BEAN UP YER SNOTTER SONSHINE CAUSE YOUR GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE!

. . . for the love of BEER kindly stop makin me out to be a meanassed monster of a forumite... Im not!! Im a lovable friendly wee fella

[Sebastiaan56]

But for the love of BEER kindly stop makin me out to be a meanassed monster of a forumite... Im not!! Im a lovable friendly wee fella

brings a tear to the eye that does......

[MurrayD99]

brings a tear to the eye that does......

One really should not take the words "Wild" and "Dingo" literally and infer that there is any connection with rabies or other anti-social behaviour. Give the guy a chance to show how cuddly he is.... Its the modern way. What would Ghengis Khan make of 21st century society? I guess he'd attract a social worker or three pretty quick.

[Sebastiaan56]

One really should not take the words "Wild" and "Dingo" literally and infer that there is any connection with rabies or other anti-social behaviour. Give the guy a chance to show how cuddly he is.... Its the modern way. What would Ghengis Khan make of 21st century society? I guess he'd attract a social worker or three pretty quick.

Actually Murray, it was in sympathy, Aussie humour.

As for Ghengis Khan, would have made a great CEO,

Sebastiaan

[Gra]

One really should not take the words "Wild" and "Dingo" literally and infer that there is any connection with rabies or other anti-social behaviour. Give the guy a chance to show how cuddly he is.....

Just tickle him under the chin and he will roll over for a scratch on the belly

[wheelinround]

Just tickle him under the chin and he will roll over for a scratch on the belly

Some Dingo's look cute (not this one) some are even kept as pets, but just in case always be prepared to put the boot in...............just remember it was a Wild Dingo that took wee Chamberlin attacked people on Frazer Island steel your grub when your fishin, sleepin.

Dingo makes my day long lines of drivel...........if he was in the pub he'd have everyone in stitches...........either from fits of laughter of fists of fury......... he has to protect his new hat somehow.

These blokes are open honest and even thoughtfull why look they even thought of Woodworkers With Disabilities https://www.woodworkforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=142 but seeing as many of us are dyslexic its not being used.

Some may be even ignored, insulted, disgusted but never be affraid whimpy or run back to mother.

I dont think there isn't an area not covered..........yeh ok beer isn't on tap YET but give the board time IT WILL HAPPEN if its can be done they will do it first just press Ctrl B+XXXX or Ctrl B+VB or Ctrl B+SWL.

[Wongo]

Good day Australia. This is my 4669th post so easy on me.

YOU BASTXXX YOU HEAR ME!!

[Honorary Bloke]

WELL FLAMIN WELL STICK A BLOODY JELLY BEAN UP YER SNOTTER SONSHINE CAUSE YOUR GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE!

[Bob38S]

Geez Dingo,

One of your better efforts, pass the tissues as I still mopping up some tears from the laughter.

As to the question posed - I tend to ignore the "be easy on me" etc as I think that some of the previous lurkers have read many of the new posts and possibly see this as some sort of greeting as it appears so often. I don't think we have a problem in this regard.

What I would like to see more of with the new posters is follow-up from them to the questions posed - it would be nice to know if the suggested fixes worked for them. I would also like to see more of what they could bring to the table for us all to learn from - let's face it, there are many ways of solving a problem and I have learned that sometimes the jig or method I consider as simple or old hat can be of use to others.

Regards,
Bob

[Black Ned]

Wongo (the ex-baller) ?????????????

Does this mean that you no longer shed a tear?

[fletcher]

To All,

my deepest apologies, this is my 4th post and gosh, I forget to put the standard phrase in my first post.

any lurker (and I was/am one) would have seen that most of the people who have passed comments on this thread have also asked questions or for help which just goes to show "You" are not perfect, but for some the near perfect is still intimidating.

So all I suggest is that before handing out the jelly beans, give a thought to where the other person is coming from.

(chin is sticking out.... )

Fletcher

[Sebastiaan56]

any lurker (and I was/am one) would have seen that most of the people who have passed comments on this thread have also asked questions or for help which just goes to show "You" are not perfect, but for some the near perfect is still intimidating.

Fletcher,

you, or nobody else should have to apologise for asking questions, I dont, and Ive asked some that I realised were really dumb once I knew the answer. We are all in the same boat learning off each other, some of us have very thick pelts and can laugh at ourselves, thats all. As for perfection, well when I get to see it I will let you know. I havent seen it yet, seen a lot of skill and knowledge, but no perfection.

You may want to pretend that you are reading correspondance from the 14thC about the veracity of burning witches as opposed to drowning them, its only words on a page...

Sebastiaan
(prefers burning because of the smell)

[fletcher]

Sebastiann,

Thanks.

By the near perfection comment, I meant that some people aren't confident in themselves enough....that's not the case with me as I know I make mistakes.

Interesting choice...burning or drowning....in this world environment, keeping mind everyone concerned about the quality of the air, I'd probably go with drowning, if we weren't in a drought and had enough water.

Fletcher

[Wild Dingo]

To All,

my deepest apologies, this is my 4th post and gosh, I forget to put the standard phrase in my first post.

any lurker (and I was/am one) would have seen that most of the people who have passed comments on this thread have also asked questions or for help which just goes to show "You" are not perfect, but for some the near perfect is still intimidating.

So all I suggest is that before handing out the jelly beans, give a thought to where the other person is coming from.

(chin is sticking out....)

Fletcher

Sooo Fletch me ol sock what have you got against jelly beans eh? innocent little suckers are jelly beans so whats up with them?... maybe youve had one shoved up yer snotter an it got stuck givin you a brain phart... if so I can understand your comments having been in the same boat once or twice meself... you know only one jelly bean really isnt that hard to cope with its when a whole flamin bucket of the damned things end up both nostrals that you have some serious issues with jelly beans

As for sticking your chin out... well thats okay if your into getting whacked but not so smart if its a glass chin which is yet to be seen if yours is indeed a propa chin or just a glass one an oooh so fragile

Now me I really dont give a flyin rats bum where someones coming from really no Im serious I dont care!! But then I also dont give a flyin purple rats date what people think of me either but thats just me... Im kinda like that ...BUT MATE If you or anyone else has got questions dont hessitate dont namby pamby footsys about with it ASK THE BLOODY QUESTION!!... I mean if at the end of the day you look like a goose with its flapper shoved up its anul passage then more power to you ...you by the way would not be alone since at one time or another here we have all looked like a goose with its flapper shoved up the proverbial clacker

See really mate its not a matter of how many posts youve made... its that your HERE that matters!!... lurkers are just as important to the forum as Christopha is... and as dramatically important as he is hes just like anyone else here... he gots a question he asks!!! me Im always askin questions always askin for advice and often ask other buggars to do stuff for me cause Im a lazy sod an theyre bloody fair dinkum forum legend hotshots

Like Martrix and the sketchup thing or Bob an his alaskan mill makin thing I mean Im happy to buy one from them but make it?? GIVE ME A FLAMIN BREAK!! I mean Ive got a life here!!! Im tryin to get me knee bone back in order so I can get back to work Im tryin to flog a house an buy a new one Ive got 8 flamin kids along with their partners and a couple of grandhoons IM TRYIN TO BUILD A BLOODY BOAT by cripes!! that along with a major mess of other stuff... and we all know Martrix an Bob have buggar all to do with their days... I mean look at Bob wanderin around the Europe place for weeks at a time bloody old jetsetter ...he could be makin me a flamin alaskan mill!!! but is he? noooooo hes off wanderin the weird countries overseas isnt he!... and Martrix is he makin me a diagram of the damned mobile bases I need? IS HE??? EH??? no hes sodding well not!! damn but lifes hard I tell yer

BUT!! What Im gettin at is IF I dont ask then whos gonna know eh? I mean if I dont ask then sure as shyte neither buggar will make me either will they cause they wouldnt know would they no of course not but if I ask well then it gives em a chance to choose to make me one doesnt it... gawd Im so friggin nice it hurts sometimes

And another thing!!! Sometimes its a good thing to ask a question of the board simply to have the answers ON THE BOARD... cause of those lurker fellas you know? so they dont have to shiver shake quake in their booties about having to come out of the woodwork and actually... gasp... shock... horror... ask a question!... I recall doing just that once and it invoked a major discourse on the pros and cons of a particular thing that I already had one method of doing... so it gave me more ways of skinnin that particular cat AND it gave the lurkers some answers to question that may have been bugging them... damn I told yer I was friggin nice!! SEEE!!!!!

As to perfection... well mates perfection is a state of mind its not a reality... no one and nothing is ever perfect just close to it is all... me Im no where flamin near perfect IM A LONG LONG LONG WAY FROM IT!!! and hope the hell I stay that way too!! Who in the wrong mind wants to be perfect?? strewth what a thought strive for perfection by all means but know its unattainable and so be happy with what you end up with cause if you strive for perfection you know its gonna be the best you can do... and that mate is more than anyone can ask for!

AND to be pedantic with you... you have now made 6 posts!! go steady ol mate other wise you will be like us mob!!

Questions? Ive got so many questions it makes Neil and Robbos heads hurts... which is good cause then my head doesnt have to hurt... share the love man!