bumper sticker

[weisyboy]

was driving in town yeasterday when i soar a bumper sticker that i thaught was werth a mention it read;

The Only True Wilderness,
is in beetween the greenies ears

those yellow sighns that people put in there back window that say "baby on board" realy annoy the s###t out of me untill i saw one the other day it read

"This is a stupid
yellow sighn"

[Allan at Wallan]

I was in Epping one day and a lady alighted from
her vehicle which displayed the sign "Baby on Board".

I said to her, "Haven't you got a seat for the baby"
and mentioned that it must be hard for the baby to
balance on a board.

The last I saw of her she went into a shop grinning
from ear to ear saying to me, "Oh, you're mad"

I think I made her day!

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[markharrison]

The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was in Phoenix, Arizona:

An Armed Society is a Polite Society

Having spent a fair bit of time in Arizona, I don't think it was intended to be funny. I think gun racks are a standard item on pickup trucks in Arizona.

[Fuzzie]

I like the one that says "I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing"

[Rebus]

Best one I've seen was on an old volkswagon.

"Horn not working, watch for finger !"