We Need To Make A Stand

**Skew ChiDAMN!!** · 2nd August 2007, 09:39 PM

*poof*

(How does logic sound when it goes up in a puff?

)

**Master Splinter** · 2nd August 2007, 10:11 PM

Well, the problem with believing in god (on the theory that 'since so many people do believe, there must be something to it') is....which one?

Are we to stick with one of the Abrahamic deities or can we go for one of the more exotic ones with blue skin or inner thetans or....mmmm...(dons pirate costume) rich pasta sauce (is eating your deity good manners?)

Keep in mind that the majority of religions state that unless you believe in 'their' very specific variety of invisible friend...then you are going to hell/di yu/naraka/xibalba/jahannam (or whatever.)

Make your choice wisely...or you're gunna burn/freeze/wander eternally/have a bad day at the office (Buddhism is soooooo slack at this punishment thing).

From the CIA World Factbook, the world is roughly...

Roman Catholics 17.33%, Protestants 5.8%, Orthodox 3.42%, Anglicans 1.23%, Muslims 20.12%, Hindus 13.34%, Buddhists 5.89%, Sikhs 0.39%, Jews 0.23%, other religions 12.61%, non-religious 12.03%, atheists 2.36%

Happily, Australia is about 19% 'no religion'.

But personally, I'm backing FSM because of the beer volcano and the stripper factory in heaven.

**Master Splinter** · 2nd August 2007, 10:17 PM

...getting back to the topic of the original thread...

Can someone give me the names and phone numbers of all those shameful women who indulge in sex without marriage, thanks?...its been a while...

**Gra** · 2nd August 2007, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by namtrak

There is no god, or spirits, or afterlife it is all nonsense - end of story.

There is spirits, just had a nice nip of chivas regal

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Because there is a God!!

And he owns an axe

Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

*poof*

wrong thread, Allan came out of the closet in another thread

**Honorary Bloke** · 2nd August 2007, 10:30 PM

Good Lord! (You'll pardon the expression.) I go to have my nightly lie down and awake to find the Great Theological Debate has broken out.

Everyone got their tips in for this weekend?

**Grunt** · 2nd August 2007, 10:49 PM

Didn't God play for Geelong?

**Honorary Bloke** · 2nd August 2007, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Grunt

Didn't God play for Geelong?

Well, this year, at least!

**lesmeyer** · 2nd August 2007, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Grunt

Didn't God play for Geelong?

Was that Sammy??

Les

**Grunt** · 3rd August 2007, 12:05 AM

No Gary Ablett Snr.

YouTube

Was that Sammy??

Sammy just thinks he is.

**ubeaut** · 3rd August 2007, 12:57 AM

For He so loved the Forums that looked out upon this Thread and pondered the good and the bad of it as well as the fact that the bulk of the thread was centered around the signature of a Funkychook.

Do they not know that around here God, is known as Neil (the benevolent and wise)

and His little band of Demi Gods are known to all as.... (the enforcer), Ozwinner (the berserker), Groggy (the mediator), Wood Butcher (the resourceful) and Scooter (the level headed) and His one really hot Funky Chick Goddess Rufflyrustic (the Killer Queen).

He shook his head and raised his mighty right hand saying "Holy crap.... Me doest think it is time for a good smiting."

With a flick if His wrist His powerful yet just and loving right hand pointed to the enter button, then with a clap of thunder and a flash of light He smote the thread and put it to rest for ever, lest the nonsense overcome all.

Then He quietly disappeared into the night.

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