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  1. 7th October 1999, 09:08 PM #1
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    The old farmer was worried about his favourite bull. It was ignoring the cows. So he went to the vet. and got some medicine.
    Next day he was telling a neighbour about it.
    "Igave that Brahmin of mine one dose and within half an hour he had serviced eight cows".
    "Blimey," said the neighbour, "what's the stuff called?"
    "Well, the label's come off the bottle," said the farmer,"but it tastes like peppermint."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobmundy View Post
    The old farmer was worried about his favourite bull. It was ignoring the cows. So he went to the vet. and got some medicine.
    Next day he was telling a neighbour about it.
    "Igave that Brahmin of mine one dose and within half an hour he had serviced eight cows".
    "Blimey," said the neighbour, "what's the stuff called?"
    "Well, the label's come off the bottle," said the farmer,"but it tastes like peppermint."
    I don't get this
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    I don't get this
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    It was so good he took a dose himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    I don't get this
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    Maybe you need some too
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    Maybe I need some too like you say. It's obvious now, but at the end of a hard day my brain was frazzled.

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    Don't you hate it when you got to explain the punchline of your joke to someone ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Don't you hate it when you got to explain the punchline of your joke to someone ?
    Omigod, yes. Kinda defeats the effect of the peppermint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobmundy View Post
    ...he had serviced eight cows"...
    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    I don't get this
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    Righto, just went throught this with the kids.

    Now, the bull is a male and the cows are female, and the bull has needs & ...

    Oh, bugger it, I'll PM you.



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    The bull is a mechanic
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    Sounds like a lot of bull to me

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