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Thread: A train story
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19th July 2007, 05:29 PM #1
A train story
In another year or so I probably won't think this is funny, but at the moment I read this and giggle!
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl who was well proportioned up top.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
me
in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the Kiwi again.
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19th July 2007, 05:39 PM #2
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It suits my sense of humor
les
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19th July 2007, 08:48 PM #3
Almost like I heard it before
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Boring signature time again!
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19th July 2007, 09:29 PM #4
Sorry Outback!
I rarely read the jokes bit.....but a mate sent this to me a few days ago and I've been cacking myself ever since. So I just had to post it.
I'll check in future.
Funny though!
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20th July 2007, 11:46 AM #5
Still a good 'un, Noel
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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20th July 2007, 08:46 PM #6
All forgiven
Boring signature time again!
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31st July 2007, 02:26 PM #7
You're right outback, it does sound familiar
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...hlight=chunnelGreat minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people
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31st July 2007, 02:47 PM #8
Any advances on June 2004...
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31st July 2007, 02:54 PM #9
I don't get it.
Was that DaveInOz who just popped in?Your still alive mate?
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31st July 2007, 02:56 PM #10
You guys. We're a minority - you better not go slapping us in tunnels. Good joke though. Excellent.
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31st July 2007, 04:43 PM #11
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