Can any one tell the meaning of dreams

[Phil Spencer]

I had the strangest dream last night:

I was sitting at a table enjoying a woodwork club meeting watching a video on spindle turning and rocking chairs, whilst doing this I was enjoying Vegemite and honey on tost spreading it with my fingers and enjoying the decadence of licking it off my fingers.

Then the video finished and the meeting turned into an evangelical religious meeting, I got upset and stood up and yelled that they were all a bunch of mugs as they were cherry picking the bits that suited them and ignored the rest of the bible.

With that the group decided unanimously they I should be smited, then an attractive young lady came out and took me to another room and gave me an erotic smiting.

It was about this time I had to get up and tend the new pup.

Can any one tell me what this dream means?

Then again because I mentioned the word erotic I suppose that someone will smite me to the orange room!





Phil

[Tonyz]

Who cares. It was a good dream, one that i bet youve had repeat many times since. Even if in thought and not dream.

[Gra]

Simple, your nuts........

or you enjoy your woodwork meetings waaay too much

[javali]

Sure, it means you are still in the phallic stage of your sexual development. You are suffering from a severe castration anxiety, and needs to see someone professional at $200 an hour.

[Glen]

I think it means you have a secret desire to donate all your tools to me. No seriously I can never work out how they interpret dreams just enjoy the good ones.

[echnidna]

Dreaming about the goin's on in this forum

[bitingmidge]

You will shortly meet a tall dark stranger, with whom you will discuss financial matters but it will be a short discussion.

Your lovelife will see a change over the coming weeks with someone close to you talking to someone far away.

Later in the week you will become disturbed when you find a toenail growing out of your navel.

Expect to travel sometime in your life.



P

[Grunt]

You've got suppressed homo-erotic tendencies.

[Rossluck]

Dream = timber makes you randy.

[echnidna]

The really big question is,

should you paint the toenail growing out of your navel

[Phil Spencer]

I think I have it figured out.

• The Vegemite is salty that means my past
• The honey is sweet that is the future

As for the smiting possibly that means I am going to do something that may get me noticed by the big guy, and the erotic part with the nice young lady could mean something nice.

So I figure with all that’s going on in the world today. If I become an Aussie martyr I will go to paradise. I suppose that I will have to light a phart on the steps of parliament and then I become an Aussie martyr I get to go to paradise.

Or, can any one else tell me what an erotic smiting means?

Who would I give my SIM card to?

Phil

[Sebastiaan56]

Paris Hilton has a crush on you,

[Phil Spencer]

Paris Hilton has a crush on you,

Yuck!! She would not be able to handle me . I would be more man than she could handle .

[AlexS]

Or, can any one else tell me what an erotic smiting means?

Isn't that a turkey slap?

[Tonyz]

Paris Hilton has a crush on you,

Impossible the only thing she has a crush on has an IQ of lower than .5 Also goes the other way round ..... anyone who has a crush on it has a IQ of lower tham .5