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Thread: 3 legged dog
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26th July 2007, 04:38 PM #1
3 legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Hope you read this one silent, know you're gonna love itReality is no background music.
Cheers John
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26th July 2007, 04:47 PM #2
There was a man walking through the street and because it was a very windy day, his hat blew off. On the other side of the street there was a man walking his dog. The hat landed in the dog's mouth. The owner of the hat said to the owner of the dog "Will you tell your dog to release my hat please?" The owner of the dog said "No", so the owner of the hat said "I don't like your attitude!" The owner of the dog said "It's not my attitude! "It's your hat he chewed!"
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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26th July 2007, 11:21 PM #3
This is serious
I was visiting a farm with a colleague when a 3-legged came out to greet us.
The comment from my colleague to the cocky was "Good yard dog"
I wasn't sure if it was a joke, passing comment or question to the cocky about the dogs ability to work the sheep in the yards so I asked him later.
"cos it has 3 feet" was his answer
How stupid did I feel?Ramps
When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way--before one began.
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26th July 2007, 11:27 PM #4
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