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25th July 2007, 12:08 PM #1
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A question for the girls.
If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...Terry B
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25th July 2007, 12:29 PM #2
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Thats a bit like asking "if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and nobody is within earshot, does it still make a noise when it hits the ground"
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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25th July 2007, 03:15 PM #3
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25th July 2007, 03:34 PM #4
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I don't get it.
Originally Posted by Terry B
How can you get permission to speak if she is not present?Specializing in O positive timber stains
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25th July 2007, 03:47 PM #5
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If she is not present then why the hell do you need to talk?
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25th July 2007, 03:53 PM #6
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Can't take the heat....get out the kitchen...
Wow.... did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed....or just the wrong bed.....
Who would ever believe a woman is always right....gosh even the word is half MAN....
We (the finer female gender) are here to be subserviant to men needs....
dependant, submissive, enslaved, obedient, captivated, subdued & subordinant too, arn't we?????
Bugger....please tell me if its supposed to be any different!
But don't send message while I'm down the sh..ED playing around with the woodworking stuff.... 'cause I will be major pi**** off if I miss your answer....
The ladies just have to re-evaluate & think logically.....
Don't dust anymore..... it really helps the men remember where something belongs if they can see where to put it back......dust marks are good!
Don't worry about getting the guys to pick up anything off the floor..... you save on washing powder...water .... and eventually they will take the washing back to there mothers if your lucky.............who else would be such idiot to do everything for them.....only their mothers, that's where that saying came from "only a mother could love them!" Bugger I'm a mother..... so that's why my son's bring their washing home still......
Have a great day down the shed, mate!
Because I will!
Yeh, who's making the coffee?
Catch you again soon!.................lol
KEKEMO...........alias MUM.Last edited by kekemo; 25th July 2007 at 06:26 PM. Reason: spelling
Don't think you're playing it safe by walking in the middle of the road.....that's the surest way to get hit by traffic coming from both ways!
I'm passionate about woodwork.......making Sawdust again & loving it!
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25th July 2007, 03:58 PM #7
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25th July 2007, 05:12 PM #8
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who is she?
les
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25th July 2007, 06:28 PM #9
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25th July 2007, 06:29 PM #10
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25th July 2007, 06:42 PM #11
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Originally Posted by les88
who is she?
les
Saint Here-on Earth ..she
Servant Here-on Earth ...she
Sucker Here-on Earth ... she
Saboteur Here-on Earth ...she
Saucy Headstrong Entity.....................she is ME......
lol.....I agree with you Wongo.... would you like a coffee, I will gladly make you one.... you can be my friend...lol.. but, what part were you saying I was right about..???? Maybe only referring to lines 3 & 4...
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25th July 2007, 08:44 PM #12
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Just remember guys
God made man FIRST
Second - contrary to popular belief - he made a vacuum cleaner
Third - realising his mistake - he made woman to push it around the floor
woodcutta
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25th July 2007, 09:19 PM #13
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Pay that one....
Yep...I'll pay that one.....good...but still think you "Senior Members" are having senior moments.........lol Originally Posted by woodcutta
Just remember guys
God made man FIRST
Second - contrary to popular belief - he made a vacuum cleaner
Third - realising his mistake - he made woman to push it around the floor
woodcutta
......God didn't realize "man" couldn't read instructions"...still can't.. on how to use anything ...... or get off his "bum" to do so......
Perhaps God knew if man had full ownership to vacuum then....life would suck all the time...... we need a woman's touch.....to make things(vacuum's & men) work....lol
Oh gosh are they one & the same....man/vacuum....
This is getting a lone battle.....where are the ladies...their are not all in that Whispering Area....waiting.. might start yelling soon......
... & what did you make in the shed today.... I put two screens together..have taken daughters car to have new tyres fitted.... cleaned shopping centre windows.... kitchen smell gorgeous...dinners cooking....now have to go out & clean son's car ready to take up to have serviced tomorrow.....MUM.... stands for .....Mad Utterly Mad, & of course when you talk of us in plural.... just add an S.... stands for STUPID....
thats me.... one day I will wake up & smell the roses.... that's the ones I want the kids to put on my coffin...........
until then I will keep penning & planning, staining & sanding....catch you all later....
all in jest...
I enjoy wit, but understand now.... my respect for my fellow woodworker. be he/man or be her/woman.... I wish you all adeiu...
keep well, keep warm & stay safe.
Kerry.........alias KEKEMO Don't think you're playing it safe by walking in the middle of the road.....that's the surest way to get hit by traffic coming from both ways!
I'm passionate about woodwork.......making Sawdust again & loving it!
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25th July 2007, 10:40 PM #14
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In the beginning God made Man......
Then God thought he could do better, so he made Woman.
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25th July 2007, 11:24 PM #15
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[quote=Terry B;552282]If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"/quote]
I wake every day and think I am wrong! From then every day is a good day cos it always gets better!
Geoff
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