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  1. 7th June 2007, 11:47 PM #1
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    Default Short joke

    Going to work this morning I ran up the back of a car, the cause was me being distracted.

    The driver of the other car got out, he was a dwarf.

    He walked toward me and said ''I am not happy.''

    So I replied ''Which one are you then.''

    (Apologies to anyone this may offend)
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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