Two woodworkers, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around the big box store when they collide.

O: "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

Y: "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

O: "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

Y: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

O: "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."


Joe