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  1. 14th May 2007, 09:41 PM #16
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    id be a guide dog because i like helping people

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    a husky cos they look so cool.
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    My wife would be a Standard Poodle cos she reckons she should be waited on hand and foot. Prissy bloody mongrel things.....

    I would probably be a Border Collie, non-stop worker and faithful to the end.
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy View Post
    I would probably be a Border Collie, non-stop worker and faithful to the end.
    Beat me to it. As a Border Collie I could find out what really goes on at those NZ sheep stations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    does your dog howl or bark??
    barks, not too much but when he does you sure jump back. He talks a little too, if goaded. Sounds a bit like chewbacca, so we called him chewy
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    Great Dane
    Reality is no background music.
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    Geez Mick,
    Then you've got to buy a mouth organ....doesn't matter if you can't play......he'll sing!
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  7. 14th May 2007, 10:34 PM #22
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    Irish wolfhound.

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a working dog from start to end.
    'What the mind of man can conceive, the hand of a toolmaker can achieve.'
    Owning a GPX250 and wanting a ZX10 is the single worst experience possible. -Aside from riding a BMW, I guess.
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    No prizes for my first choice.
    Otherwise a Besenji so I could just yodel-odel-odelayeee'hoooooo! all day long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    Geez Mick,
    I didn't have to be neutered to act like that........I just got old.
    Question........does your dog howl or bark??
    Me too - I still look,,,,,,,,,,,I just can't remember why or what I'm looking for
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  10. 14th May 2007, 10:57 PM #25
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    English Mastiff... with 200+ pounds of muscle no ones going to mess with you!
    And you get to choose where ever you want to slober...
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    I know this is off subject, but in my work I meet many dogs on farms but the funniest is an english bulldog(ie wiston churchill) anyway when a little pup he was dropped on his head now he cant turn left. True what he does is stop, reverses to his right then off he goes, bloody funny watching him try to chase the farm ute.
    Id be a staffy, nice but dont cross me
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    Two nice ones...
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    An Airedale Terrier
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    Definitely a blue heeler (see my avatar). Hardworking, faithful, suspicious of strangers but really friendly once you get to know them. Ferocious and fearless when required, will take on dogs more than twice their size and huge wild scrub bulls. Besides, my "salt and pepper" hair makes me look like one.

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