Nick the Dragon Slayer

[Geoff Dean]

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He
had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as
the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for
the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for
the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
King -- shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

[ozwinner]

What the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
I love it, the joke that is.