> > > {{{{RING}}}}
> > > {{{{RING}}}}
> > > > >
> > > > > ***Pick Up***
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hi honey, this is Daddy...Is your Mommy near the phone?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "No Daddy, she's upstairs with Uncle Frank"
> > > > >
> > > > > "After a brief pause, Daddys says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
> > >Frank,
> > > > > honey!"
> > > > >
> > > > > "Oh yes I do, ans he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
> > > > >
> > > > > "Uh, okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put down the
> phone,
> > >run
> > > > > upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
> > >Frank
> > > > > that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Okay, Daddy! Hang on"
> > > > >
> > > > > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
> > > > >
> > > > > "And what happened?" he asks.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
> and
> > >ran
> > > > > around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
> > >the
> > > > > front window and now she's all dead."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
> > >and he
> > > > > jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must
> have
> > > > > forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
> > >he hit
> > > > > the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
> > > > >
> > > > > *****Long pause*****
> > > > >
> > > > > *****More Pause*****
> > > > >
> > > > > Then Daddy says...."Swimming Pool??? ...... Is this 555-7039?"