![Thanks](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/thanks.png)
![Likes](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/likes.png)
![Needs Pictures](https://www.woodworkforums.com/images/smilies/happy/photo4.gif)
![Picture(s) thanks](https://www.ubeaut.biz/wave.gif)
Results 1 to 6 of 6
Thread: Technical Support
-
5th April 2007, 02:43 PM #1
Technical Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Cheers,
Howdya
Proudly supporting research into the therapeutic benefits of the Friday Thread
-
5th April 2007, 03:02 PM #2
-
5th April 2007, 03:16 PM #3
Sorry
Cheers,
Howdya
Proudly supporting research into the therapeutic benefits of the Friday Thread
-
5th April 2007, 08:28 PM #4
However........
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
-
6th April 2007, 12:54 AM #5
Worth reposting Howdya, I still like it
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
-
6th April 2007, 01:12 PM #6
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
- Location
- Queensland
- Posts
- 613
Ah yes,
Love is blind
but, remember,
Marriage is a real eye opener
Similar Threads
-
For the Tech Support people
By Barry_White in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATIONReplies: 6Last Post: 21st August 2006, 05:01 PM -
cust is always right
By Gino in forum JOKESReplies: 1Last Post: 2nd November 2001, 07:21 PM