Gambling

[fred.n]

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and
bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."


With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"


As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the
dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and
quickly departed.


The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I
thought you were watching."











Moral of the story.

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men are men.

[Rodgera]

very olde, and very worn