A Beer before it starts

[fred.n]

A man come home from work, sat down on his favourite chair,
Turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
“Quick bring me a beer before it starts.”
She looked a little puzzled, but bought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said
“Quick bring me another beer, it’s gonna start”

This time she looked a little angry, but bought him a beer.
When it was gone he said
“Quick bring me another beer, before it starts”.
“That’s it!” she blows her top!
“You bastard!” You waltz in here flop your fat ass down, don’t
even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your
slave getting you beer after beer. Don’t you realise that I cook, and
clean and wash and iron all day long??”



The husband sighed and said, “****, it’s started”

[watson]

G'day Fred,

Regards,
noel