Why Your Sport Is Rubbish

[Gra]

polo
netball
A1 Grand Prix
nascar
british touring cars.
tiddly winks.

Shall I continue???

Funny stuff Brendan, keep em comming

[Iain]

Chess, womens soccer, actually I enjoy watching polo.

[DavidG]

Darts......what the

I don't get the point. Must be a load of bull.

[Carry Pine]

Felder,

That's a hell of a lot of typing to make a point about sports. Not much to do? Sounds to me like you need another joke told in your honour!

CP

[Felder]

Felder,

That's a hell of a lot of typing to make a point about sports. Not much to do? Sounds to me like you need another joke told in your honour!

CP

NO SIR!! Don't need another joke like the last one thanks....


Typed it last night when I was bored in a motel room in Macksville NSW. No internet access. Nothing on the box. Words stuck in my head. One laptop and several beers at my disposal. This was the result.

Now I've gotta come up with stuff for polo, darts, hockey, women's soccer, various other motorsports, chess, netball and tiddlywinks! Fair dinkum! You'd think I had nothing better to do....


Thanks for the Golf submission, Silent.



Oh, and BTW - I actually like sports

[DavidG]

Now I've gotta come up with stuff for polo, darts, hockey, women's soccer, various other motorsports, chess, netball and tiddlywinks! Fair dinkum! You'd think I had nothing better to do....

You have until Friday

[Howdya do that]

Felder,

That's a hell of a lot of typing to make a point about sports. Not much to do? Sounds to me like you need another joke told in your honour!

CP

CP,
I think the last joke was about Felders favourite sport

PS: I am not a chap Felder

[SPIRIT]

l see brendan a few posts were mod out cross the line again

[Harry72]

"They’re all running Chevy engines!"

Errrr no Ford run a 5ltr windsor... ford engine!

[Howdya do that]

"They’re all running Chevy engines!"

Errrr no Ford run a 5ltr windsor... ford engine!

Suprised you haven't caught more.

[Harry72]

Nah wouldnt catch many at all... not a sporty person and dont drink beer!(swindle jacks instead)

[Wongo]

Felder, what are talking about? Basketball is great to watch. Have you even seen Michael Jordan play? He is the man.

Dunking a basketball makes you feel pretty good too.

And you forgot to mention Ping Pong.

[AlexS]

And you forgot to mention Ping Pong.

Nah, he just didn't consider it worth mentioning.