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  1. 2nd March 2007, 02:14 PM #1
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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
    husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome
    more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
    them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to
    get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be
    CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry
    up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
    know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
    don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just
    wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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  2. 2nd March 2007, 06:51 PM #2
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    Thats just asking for a world of hurt.....but true
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  4. 5th March 2007, 01:18 PM #4
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    Beautifully ironic

    And oh so true as well.

    Unfortunately I also cook

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  6. 6th March 2007, 12:38 AM #6
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