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  1. 20th February 2007, 12:52 PM #1
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    Default Police disarm man with chainsaw

    Poor bloke lost his arms.

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  2. 20th February 2007, 01:09 PM #2
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    I thought that was the second thing they learn at journo school, right after alliteration...
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  3. 20th February 2007, 01:26 PM #3
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    and the chainsaw started first time
    if that was me
    hang on bluttt bluttt just blutttt one blut blut sec bluutt where is that axe
    smile and the world will smile with you
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    you need some Start Ya Bastard
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  5. 20th February 2007, 01:28 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIRIT View Post
    and the chainsaw started first time
    if that was me
    hang on bluttt bluttt just blutttt one blut blut sec bluutt where is that axe
    After he was arrested, the police went into the garage and pulled out the plug to turn off the chainsaw
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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  6. 20th February 2007, 01:29 PM #6
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    Thats what happens when you start building your own chainsaw mill and discover your chainsaw isn't up to the job. The poor bloke was just frustrated with his current saw
    How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    I bet it was a media beatup.
    Victorian police out for a bit of target practice confront a treelopping contractor.
    The only reason he didn't respond to their demands was that he was wearing ear muffs and had a chainsaw going.
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    Reminds me of this ad

    Great ad. Not so great beer.

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    Did you notice they shifted Bendigo to NE Victoria in the process, pretty good those journalists, probably haven't been further bush than Yarraville.
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    I think the guy has been playing to much of the DOOM video game!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry72 View Post
    I think the guy has been playing to much of the DOOM video game!
    See your chainsaw and raise you one axe...

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=228467
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP View Post
    See your chainsaw and raise you one axe...

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=228467

    Do the Victorian Police have a zero tolerance to arborist tools?

    Best hide those secateurs !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Thats what happens when you start building your own chainsaw mill and discover your chainsaw isn't up to the job. The poor bloke was just frustrated with his current saw
    Quote Originally Posted by DanP View Post
    See your chainsaw and raise you one axe...

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=228467
    or frustrated with your neighbours fence or loud music or drug dealing etc......

    ah well, whatever hes a freak and hes dead, end of problem.

    Isn't capsicum spray standard issue for Victorian Police now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by martrix View Post
    Isn't capsicum spray standard issue for Victorian Police now?

    Pepper spray doesn't work on Mexicans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin Thumb View Post
    Pepper spray doesn't work on Mexicans.
    Boom tish!
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