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    From my mother: Never forget someone who has helped you and be grateful.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin Thumb View Post
    Joel you old romantic, wake up son, your giving the rest of us a bad name.

    ha ha, I would NEVER tell her that!!! I'd Lose all credibility and the upper hand
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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    "P*ss off before I throttle you," from a multitude of sources.

    I've always regretted it when I haven't followed the advice...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    From my father:

    There are three things you don't lend, your car, your money and your wife! I've added one more - your woodwork tools!

    Geoff

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    From my old man:

    It's better to remain silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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    From my old man,

    "Choose carefully, remember, if you burn your backside only you will sit on the blisters".

    Smart bloke, my old man.

    1913 -1973

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    From Wongo

    If it tastes like chicken then how do you know it's cat? Eat it.
    Bob Willson
    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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    If you can not eat it.
    Do not buy it !!
    p.t.c

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    Come now Joel we know you are married and wear the pants in your house..... when she lets you of course!

    Pete
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy View Post
    Come now Joel we know you are married and wear the pants in your house..... when she lets you of course!

    Pete
    Tis true, I rarely wear pants at home
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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    never have sex with some one you work with as it never works out

    from a one of my first bosses ( who then lost his job for doing it )

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    Rule # 1. Never sleep with your flatmates.

    I first met my now wife when she moved in as a flatmate.

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    JDub ........."BTW I married the princess "


    And she got the frog ...........warts and all

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