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  1. 19th February 2007, 07:57 PM #31
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    I have a favourite tank top which wear when fishing. It has printed on the front:

    I RAN OUT OF SICK DAYS
    SO I CALLED IN DEAD
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!

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  2. 19th February 2007, 09:02 PM #32
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    Cant come in to work today coz the voices told me I have to stay at home and clean my guns......
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  3. 19th February 2007, 09:23 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by squashedfrog1 View Post
    Cant come in to work today coz the voices told me I have to stay at home and clean my guns......
    BEATUIFUL!!!
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  4. 19th February 2007, 10:04 PM #34
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    Once told my uni-students that the only excuse I would accept for a late assignment was, their death certificate if they delivered it to me in-person.
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  5. 19th February 2007, 10:30 PM #35
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    I get asked for sick certificates all the time and most are pretty legit. One exception was a young lass that was about 10 weeks pregnant. She wanted a certificate stating she could not work for her entire pregnancy because we had found evidence of old treated syphilis on her routine blood tests. She wanted to go on social security for 8 months. I'm not sure what she expected me to write on the certificate.
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