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  1. #31
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    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
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    I will die of a decease.....
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

  2. #32
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    Emu Plains
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    Who is Ryan Seacrest and why would I be involved in a freak accident with him at age 103??
    Retired member

  3. #33
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    Emu Plains
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    Egads! I just found out who Ryan Seacrest is!!

    http://www.ryanseacrest.com/

    Thank goodness our paths won't cross for another 73 years....

    And double 'thank goodness' that I will be dying not long after our encounter!
    Retired member

  4. #34
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    Dec 2006
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    MEL VIC AUS
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    59
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    I Only Have 7 Years Left Die At 49 Cafine Overdose
    Bloody Knew That Turkey Coffey Would Come Back And Bite Me On The Ars:c
    smile and the world will smile with you

  5. #35
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    Sep 2005
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    campbelltown NSW
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    68
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIRIT View Post
    I Only Have 7 Years Left Die At 49 Cafine Overdose
    Bloody Knew That Turkey Coffey Would Come Back And Bite Me On The Ars:c
    Should be drinkin' Irish coffee!.....
    savage(Eric)

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

  6. #36
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    Feb 2007
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    Malanda FNQ
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    79
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    I kinda thought that I would like to be shot by a jealous husband whilst escaping out of a bedroom window at 127
    sigh....
    Bruce C
    Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn

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