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13th February 2007, 11:16 AM #1
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Tennessee 10 Commandments
Tennessee Ten Commandments
Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on...
The Hillbilly's Tennessee Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church Gainesboro.
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day.
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13th February 2007, 02:04 PM #2
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You forgot No. 11
"No cleanin yer racoon gun durin church"
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13th February 2007, 04:11 PM #3
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#12....dont get get sprung doing 1to 11
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21st February 2007, 11:02 AM #4
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Uh, Wait,...
Thought this might be a good place to introduce myself and say I love reading your group. Leasten I's did,
Any way, Been lurking for a while, and just wanted to say hi. I build some boxes and do some scrolling, Love the boxes on here.
Joe Hiller
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21st February 2007, 02:46 PM #5
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G'day Joe,
Have you heard the one about the Newfie seal catcher??????
Welcome to a great forum.
Regards,
Noel
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21st February 2007, 06:31 PM #6
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13. Dont breed with ya sista even if she is cute
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22nd February 2007, 12:02 AM #7
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wait
That's Mississippi!! Honest.
Joe The cost of our mistakes is directly proportional to our ages.
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22nd February 2007, 08:36 PM #8
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Originally Posted by catfishtn
That's Mississippi!! Honest.
Joe
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