Wedded Bliss - NOT

[Honorary Bloke]

I pay a 100 bucks an hour to talk to my shrink.

Sheddie,

I will talk to you for $80 an hour plus phone rates.

[Grunt]

Honorary Bloke, you should spell your name like an Aussie. It should be 'Honourary Bloke'

[watson]

Sorry Grunt,
He's right...according to the Oxford dictionary.

Regards,
Noel

[Driver]

Sorry Grunt,
He's right...according to the Oxford dictionary.

Regards,
Noel

Even more accurately, he's right according to the Macquarie Dictionary!

[Shedhand]

Yep. What Noel said. Honour loses the 'u' when the 'ary' is added.
Says the former Honorable Member..

[Honorary Bloke]

Even more accurately, he's right according to the Macquarie Dictionary!

That's the one that counts. Am I right your honour?

[Grunt]

Bugger, that's what you get when you trust the Internet.

[Shedhand]

Has my misery been hijacked?
Went to lawyer yesterday. He bought in a matrimonial expert lawyer. Told 'em what I wanted to do. Geez, thats very generous they said. Its what I wanted I said. The family court won't certify it because they will say its unfair to you they said. Find another way I said. They did. Saved myself 7 or 8 grand in stamp duty on transferring my share of home to her.

[jmk89]

Are you saying that the lawyers helped you save money!!!

I shall have to report them for breaches of the professional standards -

But really, it is good to hear that they did help, if that is what they did

[RufflyRustic]

Good one Sheddie! saving $$ and getting what you want (well, kinda ) is pretty good!

Cheers
Wendy

[Honorary Bloke]

Has my misery been hijacked?

Sheddie, sometimes misery NEEDS a bit of hijacking, just to keep it in perspective. A good number of us have been in your position and we feel your pain. Just trying to get you to shoot through to the other side.

[Grunt]

It's gotta be more fun than talking about divorce.

[RETIRED]

Sheddie.

Make sure that you get a legal document signed by your "ex" wife that she will make no further claim on you.

My ex and I had an amicable divorce. Same siruation, she got house, car and most everything else. My decision. I used to go around and fix stuff for her, installed a new kitchen etc.

Julie (my new wife) and I used to have a cup of tea etc and chat quite often with her.

THEN, she got a new bloke and did he create hell. I found myself back in the Family court facing all sorts of allegations and she wanted more.

I won but it created a mess for about 12 months and cost a fortune.

[Honorary Bloke]

Sheddie.

Make sure that you get a legal document signed by your "ex" wife that she will make no further claim on you.

Amen.

[Shedhand]

Sheddie.

Make sure that you get a legal document signed by your "ex" wife that she will make no further claim on you.

My ex and I had an amicable divorce. Same siruation, she got house, car and most everything else. My decision. I used to go around and fix stuff for her, installed a new kitchen etc.

Julie (my new wife) and I used to have a cup of tea etc and chat quite often with her.

THEN, she got a new bloke and did he create hell. I found myself back in the Family court facing all sorts of allegations and she wanted more.

I won but it created a mess for about 12 months and cost a fortune.

They preparing the document as we speak.