Forum Members - User Names

[outback]

Guess who the boss is, he gets to ####, we can't not even shithot


Edit: We can say shithot, just not ####.

[journeyman Mick]

Originally our products were to be called ShitHot went to Melb to register the name some 20 odd years ago and they wouldn't touch it.

Tried Shidot, Sheedot and a few others but to no avail. Had to come up with another name on the spot and U-BEAUT was the closest I could get to ShitHot.

Out products may be called U-Beaut but everyone who uses them will tell you their really SHITHOT.

So why UBEAUT? Because I am of course.......... well, at least I reckon I am.

Very modest too.

Neil,
probably just as well though, seeing you're "U" and Pauline is "Beaut" does this mean that if you'd managed to register your original choice you'd be "S**t" and Pauline would be "Hot"?

Mick

[Sturdee]

Guess who the boss is, he gets to ####, we can't not even shithot


Edit: We can say shithot, just not ####.

and

Lets try a few others...
##########



Well sheyetsticks doesn't work.

The drivel is taking over again, alas the end of an interesting thread.


Peter.

[jmk89]

JMK89 - having worked as a solicitor in major law firms for many years, you get given initials or a number to use for an identifier on your letters and other workproduct. Overtime people refer to each other this way. I flipped and flopped between jmk and 89 and so people got tired of remembering which it was and just called me JMK89 and it stuck

[ubeaut]

SHITHOT pronounced She tho or Shith oh (the T is silent) is a trade name just like FCUK (French Connection United Kingdom) is a trade name and as such can be used in these forums.

Why did I decide to call it Shithot? Because I gave out a dozen sticks to my students some 20 odd years ago and said give it a try and tell me what you think..... The overwhelming reply was "It's shithot stuff".

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[Mattsplatt]

Mine is real easy!

When I was in the Air Force, surnames were used everywhere! I was just Probert! That's all anyone called you. But with your mates there was always a nickname. Splatt rhymes with Matt and I had a tendency to succumb to the forces of gravity at inopportune times, then hence MattSplatt or just plane (mispell intended) Splatt!

[Sharpasaknife]

I have allways liked sharp cutting tools and I was given my first pocket knife at the age of 12, a Henry Boker, to cut it short ... if it does not shave it is not sharp ... Sharpasaknife... and yes my hand plane blades can give do a bikini line.

[Rusty]

Because I am made of metal and do not own an umbrella.

[black1]

i have two on here blackone that i did 3or 4yaers ago and cant remember the password.
so i did another one last year when i refound this forum and truncated it to black1. (by the way this is my last name)
(and i dont do caps either)
(blackone was a navy nickname as opossed to nigger or darky)

[Black Ned]

Time to resurrect this post!

Still a lot of great handles out there that could do with a good explanation.

[Barry Hicks]

I first saw mine written on all my gear on my first day of school - a long time ago.

Barry Hicks

[Studley 2436]

So Barry you are just hoping teacher spelled it right?

Studley

[Gingermick]

My father used to call me gingermick or sometimes gingerdick. And I'm a red head named mick.

[wattlewemake]

When I first decided to make some furniture, swmbo asked "What are you going to make?"

Then I bought a heap of silver wattle and some black wattle really cheap.

So the name seemed appropiate...

Shane.

[Howdya do that]

The first thread I ever read on the forums was Rockers Rocker and I said...................