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  1. #16
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    foreplay isn't that 2 hrs of begging
    smile and the world will smile with you

  2. #17
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    I have been reliably informed that even four hours of begging will not constitute foreplay. refer SWMBO user manual for instructions. The penalty for such an infraction of the rules can be severe loss of user rights so I am told.

  3. #18
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    where can l get one of them user manuals things l tried to work them out with no luck
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    The user manual doesn't tell you how to work them out, just gives the penalties for when you fail, again, and again and again.

  5. #20
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    just need to know where is the the volume switch
    smile and the world will smile with you

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