Beer Consumption

[goat]

Last month, University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.



The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.



To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:



1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4)Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary.

[WoodGirl]

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4)Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

But ... do they have to consume beer to behave this way??

Cheers

[Cliff Rogers]

WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time.

[WoodGirl]

WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time.

Point taken ... but I still ask, do they NEED the beer?

Cheers

[Cliff Rogers]

No; Females don't need beer to behave like that.... Blokes behave like that after consuming 8 pints in an hour....that was what the joke was about.

[WoodGirl]

No; Females don't need beer to behave like that....

Neither do blokes

Cheers

[Cliff Rogers]

No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see.

[WoodGirl]

No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see.

I'm only stating the obvious! As a joke, I concede! One greenie to Cliff R.

Cheers

[Cliff Rogers]

The logic beat you.... but, you gave in too easy, you sure you are a girl????

[goat]

[quote=WoodGirl;449526 One greenie to Cliff R.

Cheers[/quote]

but but but...it was my joke

[Cliff Rogers]

Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge.

[WoodGirl]

The logic beat you.... but, you gave in too easy, you sure you are a girl????

Ah, anything for a peaceful life ... waste of energy fighting bloke logic! And yes, I surely am a girl (TG)

OK, one greenie for goat

Cheers

[goat]

OK, one greenie for goat

Cheers

Cliff Rogers Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge.

WHAT! only one?

[Old Croc]

Cliffie, please dont tell us you have VB ( Vomit Brew ) in your fridge?. we will have to reprogramme you at Prossie next year,
Regards Crocy.

[Cliff Rogers]

Nuh, Goats fidge, not mine. have a look at his Avatar.
You'll only find Black in mine.