Differences between Boys and Girls

[WoodGirl]

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
BOYS AND GIRLS

You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there. Boys rooms are usually messy. Girls rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public. Baby girls find mummy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys find mummy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls. If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

[echnidna]

There are some more fundamental differeneces too!!

Luckily

[CameronPotter]

I love that smiley...

[Iain]

There are some more fundamental differeneces too!!

Luckily

Good directional control for a sheila Bob

[WoodGirl]

There are some more fundamental differeneces too!!

Thanks for enlightening us echidna (cute pic) ... if I'd stated the obvious that Shed fella (Shedfoot is it??) would have me carted off to Orange

[watson]

I always thought it came down to pink or blue booties
Regards,
Noel

[CameronPotter]

Thanks for enlightening us echidna (cute pic) ... if I'd stated the obvious that Shed fella (Shedfoot is it??) would have me carted off to Orange

Is Sheddie a moderator now? Well done Sheddie - however, I need to get my pass to the orange room again... I lost my previous password. Bad Cam...

[! 0abc !]

Interesting thought...
How about the differenct between man and woman?

[echnidna]

Interesting thought...
How about the differenct between man and woman?

Mate, if you don't know the difference then you'll have fun learning

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

One gives 'wo' to t'other.