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Thread: Little Johnny
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7th February 2004, 09:32 AM #1
Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said little Johnny.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little cheesed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed
the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's
walking into the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?Last edited by RETIRED; 7th February 2004 at 09:59 PM.