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    Default Pepper tequila

    A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and
    sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there
    must be thousands of dollars in it!!
    He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" The
    bartender answered, "Well...you pay ten dollars, and IF you pass 3
    tests, you get all the money!!!" The man certainly isn't going to
    pass this up and he asks, "What are the 3 tests?"

    "Pay FIRST..." says the bartender..."Those are the rules." So the man
    gives him $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the
    bartender says, "here's what you have to do."

    FIRST: "You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of Pepper Tequila the
    WHOLE thing, all at ONCE and you CAN'T make a face while doing it."

    SECOND: "There's a Pit Bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
    You have to REMOVE the bad tooth with your BARE HANDS."

    THIRD: "There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached
    orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."

    The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an IDIOT! I
    WON'T DO IT!! You'd have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of Pepper
    Tequila, and then DO those OTHER THINGS!!!"

    "Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is."

    The man has a few drinks...then a few more.

    Finally he asks, "WHERRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?????" He grabs the
    gallon of Pepper Tequila with both hands and downs it with a BIG
    slurp. Tears are streaming down both of his cheeks, but he doesn't
    make a face.

    Next, he staggers out back to where the Pit Bull is chained-up. The
    people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY, WILD SCUFFLE going on
    outside. They hear the Pit Bull barking, then they hear the guy
    screaming. The Pit Bull is yelping..and then SILENCE.

    Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back
    into the bar with his shirt ripped and Large Bloody Scratches all over
    his body.

    "NOW" He says "WHERE'S THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH???"
    Last edited by RETIRED; 13th January 2007 at 01:09 PM. Reason: Making it readable for us old farts.:)
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    thats gold.
    cheers
    S T I R L O

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    That's old.

    But still a good one.
    Cliff.
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