The Drought's getting worse

[Daddles]

Comment courtesy of Gary Clark and Swamp Tales - if he isn't on your list of sites to visit every morning, it's worth considering. I put this here because I couldn't work out where the joke ended and the social commentary began

Richard

[Christopha]

It's effin bluddy dry here, my bore ran dry last night so that leaves me with rain water and nought else..... the bore ran my dunnys', my garden water (Read: kept grass green for fire barrier) and it is also connected to my now useless firefighting pump.... mine is not the first to run dry in the district and I don't think it will be the last! If a fire comes my way I shalol sit and watch it burn, luckily there is bugger all grass to burn really...

[Daddles]

Getting bad if the bores are dry down there - I thought that'd be the last of your troubles.

Mate, if you see a fire coming, buy a couple of cartons, drink it quickly, then hang on until the ouflow is needed

Richard
always trying to be helpful