One of "THOSE" phone calls.

[ozwinner]

Wouldnt you like to the mother ferckers?

Al

[womble]

Wouldnt you like to the mother ferckers?

Al

pig hunting would be interesting with one of those...

[SawDustSniffer]

there's only one thing worse ,
MORMONS ON A SUNDAY MORNING AT 7:30 AM
don't they drink on a Saturday night and get hung over


might find out where they live and invite the pub around Friday night to drink and party on there front lawn at 2.00am ( trying to convert them )

[Shedhand]

there's only one thing worse ,
MORMONS ON A SUNDAY MORNING AT 7:30 AM
don't they drink on a Saturday night and get hung over


might find out where they live and invite the pub around Friday night to drink and party on there front lawn at 2.00am ( trying to convert them )

Doesn't work. They turn the other cheek. You have to do like I did, threatened legal action for harassment and trespass. THAT worked.

[woodbe]

I often have fun with these idiots by asking them what the weather is like in Bombay today. Much fun ensues with them trying to convince me they are in a call centre in Melbourne or somewhere. Sometimes they forget why they rang

The other one I enjoyed immensely was when someone 'from the Hilton Adelaide' rang up on behalf of the manager to invite me to join the spending club. At the time I knew the manager personally, so after they had made this great play about how he was inviting me personally, I said 'Great, put him on, I want to speak with him anyway' Haha, they couldn't seem to find him, and got quite annoyed. haha.

[TassieKiwi]

We've told all friends and family that we generally don't answer the phone so leave a message, and we screen calls. We get soooo many calls where no-one leaves a message - most likely a machine.

[peter_sm]

Private number keeps it all clean. In 9 years I have never had a call from someone I don't know.

[Grunt]

Private number keeps it all clean. In 9 years I have never had a call from someone I don't know.

Me too. The constant heavy breathing gets to me after a while.

[Gra]

Me too. The constant heavy breathing gets to me after a while.

That would just be your relativces in Queensland, wouldn't it.... Or gumby cant decide

[Grunt]

Or gumby cant decide

Gumby has me on speed dial.

[jaspr]

I usually don't get home until about 6.30-7pm most nights. Last time I was on leave, every afternoon at about 5.30pm I'd get a call from Telstra. Every day - same time!

It really annoyed my as I hate these time wasters. They'd try every angle. But I usually said I wasn't interested and hung up politely.

Last time, I gave a few encouraging sounds and let them rip. I wonder how long they talked to themselves after I put the phone down. Sure weren't still there when I went back to check an hour later. I doubt if it inconvenienced them, though - they'd have so many lines.

jas

[celeste]

Hi all

Hubby did a good one the other day,

Let them go throught their speel then said that sounds really good bit I am only house sitting until the owners get back.

"when is that they asked"

" Oh I think they are getting out of jail on friday"

" oh what were they in jail for ?"

" forgery, break and enter, assault"

click

We laughed for ages.

Celeste