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5th January 2007, 07:39 PM #1
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One of "THOSE" phone calls.
I had one of those phone calls today on my mobile.
Optus man.
Hello, I am from optus (my mobile is with optus) please inform me of your name.
Me.
If you are from optus, you would already know that.
Optus man.
Very agitated, PLEASE INFORM ME OF YOUR NAME.
Me.
Frick off idiot, and hang up. ( tactful or what?)
How stupid do these people thing we are?
Al, the names Al.
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5th January 2007, 09:11 PM #2
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HWMNBO took one of those calls today too.
HWMNBO: hello.........HELLOOOOO
Them: er, 'ello, I wish to inform you that you have won a free mobile phone
HWMNBO: Oh yeah?
Them: Yes! For $39 a month.
HWMNBO: I thought you said it was free!!!!!
Them: Well, yeee-ess..
Beep beep beep beep beep....
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5th January 2007, 09:18 PM #3
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That's the last time I call you
Originally Posted by ozwinner
I had one of those phone calls today on my mobile.
Optus man.
Hello, I am from optus (my mobile is with optus) please inform me of your name.
Me.
If you are from optus, you would already know that.
Optus man.
Very agitated, PLEASE INFORM ME OF YOUR NAME.
Me.
Frick off idiot, and hang up. ( tactful or what?)
How stupid do these people thing we are?
Al, the names Al.
If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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5th January 2007, 09:28 PM #4
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Had an optus sales man call on us on Tuesday arvo. We were trying to get bub and all of his stuff out from the car after bringing him home from hospital. I tried to tell him that i was already an otus subcriber. After letting him carry on i told him i wasn't interested. When he asked why i told him that we were already optus customers. Had me wondering just how hard was it.
Dave,
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5th January 2007, 09:29 PM #5
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Idiotic some people are!!!
PeteIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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5th January 2007, 10:01 PM #6
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Them - " Hello this is ...........
Me - " Card number please. Visa or Mastercard.
Them - " Eh!"
Me - "There is a $25.00 fee for calling this number. Card number please.
Beep Beep Beep
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5th January 2007, 10:04 PM #7
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5th January 2007, 10:25 PM #8
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we love calls like them we ran around crying that l have never won anything and l had to my mum and dad ...got the kids on the phone they were sooooo happy as l said we love them fun for the whole family Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
smile and the world will smile with you
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5th January 2007, 11:08 PM #9
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how many play games with them
time your call see how long it goes for on a diffrent subject (like football the winner gets to pick the next subject)
smile and the world will smile with you
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5th January 2007, 11:16 PM #10
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them: Hello this is mandy from Austar (barely audible)
me: who? (bit deaf)
Them: Austar Sales and Service Dept
Me: Yeeesss
Them: We wanted you to know about our special one time connection deals.
Me: My old man has Austar and is gaga from watching reruns day in day out...
Them: click, beep, beep, beep
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6th January 2007, 12:39 AM #11
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Got a call one day from the blind dogs society or some such.
They asked for a donation
I told them to respectfully get nicked and hung up.
10 mins later I need to phone my brother in lawand pick up phone.
The connection has not been severed. (did you know a call is not completed until the originator hangs up?)
The "call center" person is not on the line, hes gone off for a cuppa (i assume)
I shouted, whistled, even got the umpires whistle out and blew that in the hope that I might attract some attention for some 15 mins.
He finally came back and hung up before I could give him a serve.
Listen for the "gap of silence" which heralds an automatic dialer. This gap occors as the call is transferred from the dialler to an operator. when we hear the "gap" we just hang up.
We dont get that many calls anymore.
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6th January 2007, 11:03 AM #12
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I recently had a few months off work. Was I surprised how many of these calls come thru during the day
- and that was only the times I was not making noise in the shed, unable to hear the phone.
Les
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7th January 2007, 03:51 PM #13rrich Guest
Ring...
Hello.
Hello, I'm from ??? and were taking a survey about gas stations. Would you participate?
Sure, why not?
(Obvious typing clicking sounds) May I talk to someone over the age of 18?
I'm over 18.
(More clicking) Do you have a driver's license?
Yes
(More clicking) Do you own a motor vehicle?
Yes
(More clicking) How many motor vehicles are own by the members of your house hold?
Two
(More clicking) Have you been to a gas station recently?
Yes
(More clicking) Did the location have a convenience store associated with the gas station?
Yes
(More clicking) Did you purchase anything from the convenience store?
Yes
(pause, More clicking) What did you purchase?
A bottle of water.
(More clicking) What brand of gas station was this?
Unocal
(More clicking) When you purchase gasoline, do you always purchase the Unocal brand?
I never purchase gasoline.
(Pause, more pause, furious clicking) I'm from (pause) ummm... May I talk to someone over the age of 18?
I'm over 18.
No, I need to talk to someone else over 18 with a drivers license.
Do they need to purchase gasoline?
Yes!
Well nobody in this house purchases gasoline.
(Pause... Long pause) Then how can you drive your vehicles? (Total exasperation)
They're all diesel powered.
Arrrrgh! (Click)
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7th January 2007, 10:03 PM #14
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Now there's a real dip stick! Originally Posted by rrich
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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7th January 2007, 10:07 PM #15
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Had another one yesterday afternoon.
She was yelling at someone in the backgroud, couldn't understand a word,
Me: HELLO!!!
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.....
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She: Um ello?
Me: HELLO, what do you want
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She: silence for 10 seconds....... ello?
Me: WHAT ARE YOU RINGING ME FOR!!!!
beep beep beep
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