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    My daughter just broke the corkscrew and couldn't open the bottle of wine.

    Ah well - out to the shed and drill a 10mm hole right through the cork.

    Relief
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    Just goes to show, nececity is the mother of invetion.
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    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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    I can't talk, couldnt find the can opener one day.

    Anyone else opened a can of soup with a hammer and chisel?
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
    for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    My daughter just broke the corkscrew and couldn't open the bottle of wine.

    Ah well - out to the shed and drill a 10mm hole right through the cork.

    Relief
    So what was wrong with pushing the cork into the bottle just like every student learns to do.
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    She's at the age she knows more than the old man so I just humor her
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    Quote Originally Posted by tameriska View Post
    I can't talk, couldnt find the can opener one day.

    Anyone else opened a can of soup with a hammer and chisel?
    [sheepishly raises hand]

    and Baked Beans, Spaghetti, the Dog's tucker... until someone bought me a can-opener for me burfdy.
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    Can't say I've ever drilled out a cork or opened a can with a hammer and chisel, but a 14gauge hex head roofing screw driven into a cork (broken or otherwise) makes it real easy to pull out with a pair of multi grips and cutting the rim off a can is almost as fast and neat with a pair of aviation snips as with a good can opener.

    Mick
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    tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry B View Post
    So what was wrong with pushing the cork into the bottle just like every student learns to do.
    Persically!

    Bit of a worry if you have to rely on an old woodie before you can get a drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tameriska View Post
    I can't talk, couldnt find the can opener one day.

    Anyone else opened a can of soup with a hammer and chisel?
    I wouldn't risk a good chisel on something that can be done with a kitchen knife.

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    I've tried an Axe on a tin, the tin sort-of won as the axe wasn't very sharp, but the tin was very bent. So I changed over to my Gerber Mk.2 and we all ate.

    It was a long drive to the nearest town for a tin opener

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    Quote Originally Posted by javali View Post
    I wouldn't risk a good chisel on something that can be done with a kitchen knife.
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

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    Good ter know that some of us here wouldn't starve to death if we were stranded in the desert with only a tin of baked beans to eat and no can opener.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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