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20th December 2006, 08:54 AM #1
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Want to Know How Long You Will Live
Take the test.
http://www.mylonglife.com/lifespan.htm
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20th December 2006, 08:58 AM #2
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It sez I died 3 years ago?
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20th December 2006, 09:09 AM #3
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20th December 2006, 09:10 AM #4
Alien in a Strange Land
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Actually, I don't really WANT to know.
If I can just make it through the weekend. 
Cheers,
Bob
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20th December 2006, 09:17 AM #5
Quick and Rough
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G'day Bob. Yer'll be needing a dry red then...
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20th December 2006, 09:20 AM #6
Alien in a Strange Land
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G'day Murray,
It's the old bourbon and branch water for me.
Cheers,
Bob
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20th December 2006, 09:30 AM #7
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The good thing about the test is that alcohol consumption is not looked at!!!!! So eat mung beans and drink yourself into oblivion to compensate and you will out live Wongo
Cheers
Jeremy
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly
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20th December 2006, 09:38 AM #8
Quick and Rough
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OK, no problem G'luck.
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
G'day Murray,
It's the old bourbon and branch water for me.
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20th December 2006, 10:11 AM #9
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69..ah well i always sed i didn't wanna look in the mirror in horror at 70.
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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20th December 2006, 10:26 AM #10
Wonky Woodturner
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well i dindt wnat to know how long i might live, but as the wife and son might have an interest in such things i decided to take the test.
its says 73, which is better then i expected i guess. thanks ;-)
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20th December 2006, 10:32 AM #11
Banned
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Wow 97 for Wongo. "Wongo the Wizened Woodworker". Could be the superhero of the future.
Personally, I've found this fairly accurate;
I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll drink when I'm dry
If a tree don't fall on me I'll live till I die.
Rob
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20th December 2006, 10:44 AM #12
Senior Member
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91....
I noticed if you 'uncheck' the active sex life box it falls by 4 years!!!
Better get 'active' everyone
.... I might ring SWMBO now and remind her
JoelI want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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20th December 2006, 11:08 AM #13
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Bugger! I died last year!
Jack the Lad.
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21st December 2006, 04:41 AM #14
The rain is horizontal???
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Interesting.
It says my grandpa died 10 year ago, and yet I will be seeing and talking to him (and getting answered back) in a couple of days. Grandma chainsmoked till 64, but all of her sisters got well into their 80s-90s.
It says grandma in law will hit 84, but her mother hit 110.
It says I might make 90 something, and that's what great grandpa got to.
It says the little fella will hit 99, but barring accident, if he doesn't make the ton, then the planet has caved in (and most of his relo's will be wondering what went wrong).
Really accurate one there...
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21st December 2006, 08:59 AM #15
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