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Thread: Oh dear, the after effects....
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3rd December 2006, 09:32 AM #1
Oh dear, the after effects....
I was prescribed some antibiotics on Friday for a mild infection so I brought them home and put them on the bench, as you do.
I mucked around for a while and then took a tablet, half an hour before the evening meal, as it said. When I went to take another one just before bed, I opened the bottle and realized that the seal was unbroken and that they were capsules, not the small tablet I had taken earlier.
Well, I checked the bench and there, sitting right next to my new tablet bottle, was a bottle of tablets the Vet gave us for our female dog. They are hormone tablets she gets be cause she's been wetting the bed and licking herself constantly. Common in older spayed females apparently.
A quick double check and tablet count revealed I had indeed taken one of these dog tablets.
My wife first became worried when she caught me sniffing her bum. And I have this urge to lick myself, but i can't reach. It's very frustrating.
Anyway, sleeping in the laundry is pretty cool but the local Xmas carols fireworks scared the crap out of me last night.
So if I post some odd things for a day or so, I hope you'll understand.
I have to go now, my wife has a biscuit for me.
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3rd December 2006, 09:45 AM #2
Mate - get back down the the vet's place quick! He'll need to give you a licence to pee against trees and light poles. :eek:
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3rd December 2006, 09:47 AM #3Banned
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You're one sick puppy, Gumby
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3rd December 2006, 10:01 AM #4
just remember to take a placcy bag with you when you go for a walk to pick up your own .......
and remember sniff first, ask questions laterI know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
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3rd December 2006, 10:26 AM #5
Lol.
:d
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3rd December 2006, 10:54 AM #6Banned
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Forgot to mention, be careful where you try to reach the licking spot. If you try on the drive way, your wife is sure to back over you.:eek:
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3rd December 2006, 11:14 AM #7
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3rd December 2006, 02:51 PM #8
I'm trying to get past a few rude comments I have, re licking yourself and going into heat.... but I just can't.
I think its better to just leave tis one alone, hey?
Hope it wears off soon.... before you get a taste for unmentionable things!
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3rd December 2006, 03:19 PM #9
It's a true story but I think I'm OK. It's worn off now.
And if I'm a good boy for the rest of the afternoon, she's taking me for a walk.
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3rd December 2006, 03:21 PM #10
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3rd December 2006, 04:49 PM #11
Oh dear. That's the best giggle I've had in a month. Thanks Gumby.
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3rd December 2006, 04:49 PM #12
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3rd December 2006, 05:11 PM #13
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3rd December 2006, 05:18 PM #14
Good work, mate, best laugh I've had for a while
Read your post out to Sandie, cacked herself too
Who's a good boy, then?
Cheers................Sean
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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