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  1. #16
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    I think we have about 4 Benny.

  2. #17
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    1. "Wait, its not a mandarin, AAAAgh"
    2. " Lucee, you got some 'splainin to do" "Waaaah!"
    3. "I saw the knives out, I turned my back"
    4. "WHAT?"
    5. Note to self. Avoid own food.

  3. #18
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    5. I've told you before #4, DO NOT TURN ON THAT STEREO IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonay in one hand - Strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming - "WOO WOO...What a ride"

  4. #19
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    No. 4. "I'm hard of hearing but I love my music."

  5. #20
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    Just another for #5.

    "And the Lord, seeing that Ronald had not heeded the cries of the nations of the world, sent forth a thunderbolt and yea Ronald was turned instantly into a pillar of salt, cholesterol and trans fats. And the Lord looked upon Ronald and saw that he didn't look any different!"

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