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  1. #16
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    Can't agree with you more ashore. SWMBO does the spider work if the kids aren't around.

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    I have a classic true story. Just after SHMBO and I moved in together, she was driving my pride and joy to the local railway station. Enroute she got the usual fright from what I can only assume was a large Huntsman, the size of a dinner plate from her description. During the next nano-second SHMBO, undid her seatbelt vaulted into the passengers seat with the car still cruisen as 60K's. She then realised the problem of not having a steering wheel and a brake under her foot and decides to yank on the handbrake. Lucky for her the car pulls over to the left hand side and not right into on-coming traffic. The car eventually stops on the embankment, which is sort of a ditch and is rocking on the two apposing wheel. Even had the local Constabulary (who knew me and my vehicle) knock on my door enquiring on vehicle and method of parking. I wont go into the hysterical phone call that followed.

    The only good thing was she didn't drive my car for about 6 month after.

    Squirrel

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    I know that I shouldn't be scared of them, but I bloody well am! I get a huge jolt of fear if I'm surprised by one - uugggggghhhh! I don't kill them either, just get'em outside, while I try not to freak.
    The only way to get rid of a [Domino] temptation is to yield to it. Oscar Wilde

    .....so go4it people!

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    Try waking up with a white tail spider crawling around your armpit!! :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflyrustic View Post
    Try waking up with a white tail spider crawling around your armpit!! :eek:
    You get your thrills in a strange way :eek:
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    The thought of it still makes me feel queasy....

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    You guys! Sharing your sheds & machinery with black and brown snakes.... Now sharing the cars with spiders... spiders in the houses.... Uurrgghhhhhhh....... (Falls & dies).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore View Post
    meerkat
    You should confront your fears, if you are scared of snakes then go to a reptile park and hold one
    This rule is correct for all things
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    except spiders cause any spider can kill you ,
    Totally agree. Tried and tested. Overcame my fear of snakes so well I ended up with a couple for pets as well as catching and selling them (before they were protected!) But spiders:mad: - girlfriend was letting a whopping big huntsman crawl from hand to hand so I thought "If she can do it, so can I!" - - on to the left hand


    :eek - - left hand onto brick wall - - - never, ever, EVER again!
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