Dont ask...

[echnidna]

complain to the health inspector at the council.
He can shut the job down until a toilet is provided

[journeyman Mick]

Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.

Mick

[Schtoo]

Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.

Mick

Or...

Pee in the mixer.


(Other additives are purely optional. Can't possibly think of anything though...)

[Flowboy]

Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them
Mick

Charge by the log and at premium prices, as your shyte doesn't stink. Also if the loo is near where you are working you can complain about the stench making work impossible.:eek:

Rob

[Wood Borer]

Some people in these areas think themselves a lot better than the average person. Many of the people with that "My shyte doesn't stink" attitude are insecure lousy waste of space idiots.

Many of them have huge mortgages so they don't own properties in the "nicer areas" at all they are pretenders hanging on a thin financial thread which I hope breaks for them.

They look down their noses at the likes of me because of how I dress and my attitudes.

Perhaps you think I am bitter about these people - I am, it is them who are on the nose, not Al.

Al is a better bloke than most of them put together.

[silentC]

Just walk up to the door and say "can I use your loo?" but don't give them time to answer, just push past them and go use it. Then go into the kitchen and put on the kettle and ask them if they've got anything to eat. Open the fridge and start rummaging around. Make yourself a sandwich and a cuppa. That's the way I'd handle it

[bitingmidge]

It's probably time to keep it in a paper bag, then do the old ring- the-doorbell-and-watch-them-stamp-out-the-burning-paper-bag-on-the-porch trick.

P
Don't get mad, get even.

[DanP]

I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on then a coupla darkies in the cavity would be just the ticket. Either that or the letter box is an old favourite. Higher degree of difficulty but well worth it if you can pull it off...

[ozwinner]

Just walk up to the door and say "can I use your loo?" but don't give them time to answer, just push past them and go use it. Then go into the kitchen and put on the kettle and ask them if they've got anything to eat. Open the fridge and start rummaging around. Make yourself a sandwich and a cuppa. That's the way I'd handle it

They all live behind locked security dorrs so its hard to get in.

The excuse they gave the builder is that they have a new baby and dont want strangers in the house.
They delayed doing the extension because she was pregnant and wanted to have the baby before they went ahead.


What am I going to do, eat the baby?
Maybe they dont want the baby to see the lower class at such an early age?


They are a really sad and pretentious pair, the builder told them to fix up the "servents" dunny so we can use it, or else they will cop an extra bill for an onsite bog.

So today the "servents" bog was working.

The house in question is about 10 or 11 squares from the 1950's and reminds me of all those housing commission houses built in Heidelburgh for the Melbourne olympic games.

They really have nothing to be stuck up about.

Al

[Wood Borer]

I know that type all too well which is why in a bit over a week I'll be able to say I knew that type all too well.

[Gumby]

I know that type all too well which is why in a bit over a week I'll be able to say I knew that type all too well.

We don't have of those up here in the hills. We're all too poor to be snobs.

And Al, if you ever get a job at my place, a dunny would be no problem. I'm sure my neighbour wouldn't mind at all.

[Wood Borer]

We don't have of those up here in the hills. We're all too poor to be snobs.

That's why I'm heading for the hills.

[lesmeyer]

Now Al,
if the builder had rung Kenny beforehand, Kenny would have enquired about dietry conditions and the like of those on site, and then placed the applicable portaloo on site with all the plumbing to handle the ... well whatever the output is. He also says in the movie that poo is 85% water. That is why we should not have a problem with it. I did enjoy the movie.
Les

[Gumby]

That's why I'm heading for the hills.

and don't look back

[Stuart]

Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.

Mick

So are you saying to tell them that if they can't lay bricks, then they can't lay bricks...... :eek: