Governmenttium!

[Phil Spencer]

In early October [2005] a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium."
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second!

Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead
undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium
(Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has
half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Bob38S]

Like your style

Bob

[Gra]

I believe it is related to managementium