Time for a joke....

[Eastie]

Fancy dress party with a theme of "Emotions", first knock on the door, which the host duly opens. Standing there is a beautiful woman, naked as the day she was born, but sporting a dusting of pink feathers in strategic locations.

"What have you come as?" prompts the host, to which she replies, laughing, "Me? Oh, I'm tickled pink!"

A minute later, another knock on the door and another fine vision, also largely bereft of clothes but sporting large felt letters on her body, "N" and "V".

"I think I can guess this one", says the host.
"Green with envy, of course!", exclaims the guest.

A few minutes pass and there comes another knock on the door. The host opens the door to see two big fellas, starkers, beaming with pride, the first with his manhood in a bowl of custard and the second with his inside a pear.

"Erm....", says the host, "Emotions..?"

"Hey, I am fec***n' dis-custard and my friend has come in dis-pear!"

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I'll shut the door on my way out......

[Caliban]

Nuff said!

[Iain]

Same Party:
Manhood in a wheelbarrow, Whelan the Wrecker.
Stark Naked but dyed red, spits out a mouthfull of custard, a boil.
I'll close the door quietly on the way out too

[Caliban]

You boys are a worry.
SAME SICK SENSE OF HUMOUR AS ME
be afraid people.
Cheers
Jim