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23rd October 2006, 10:38 AM #1
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First Kiss
So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And... Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!
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23rd October 2006, 11:20 AM #2
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Nice one Benny. Poor pig!!
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23rd October 2006, 02:03 PM #3
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OMG what are you teaching the poor fella !!! You're not a kiwi branching out are you ???:eek
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23rd October 2006, 02:07 PM #4
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Woman walking down the road with her dog. Navy bus is passing and the a sailor leans out and shouts, "Nice Pig!!!!!!!!"
The woman shout's back, "It's not a pig, it's a dog"
Sailor? "Shutup lady, I was talking to the dog!!!!!"
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23rd October 2006, 02:58 PM #5
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:eek::eek::eek:
Originally Posted by bennylaird
Woman walking down the road with her dog. Navy bus is passing and the a sailor leans out and shouts, "Nice Pig!!!!!!!!"
The woman shout's back, "It's not a pig, it's a dog"
Sailor? "Shutup lady, I was talking to the dog!!!!!"
rofl
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